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Sir Mix-a-Lot is Desperate for Cash

Craig — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 03:58:47 +0000

One hit wonder, Sir Mix-a-Lot is obviously in a desperate state. The lover of big butts has switched to loving big ass chocolate bars, in particular, Nestle’s Butterfinger bar. But don’t worry, he is not alone. Charisma Carpenter also makes an appearance and so does the dude who played The Hulk .

Sir Mix-a-Lot has sold out and has released this commercial, “I like Big Butterfingers”. How many people did it take to come up with this well titled gem? Was there a marketing meeting with 12 marketing guru’s in suits sitting around the boardroom table arguing over what they could do to promote Butterfingers and some dickhead came up with this shit?

And then, Sir Mix-a-Lot signs on the dotted line to cash in to buy himself another Ferrari? Where the fuck has Sir Mix-a-Lot been anyway?

Here is the clip. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

Drummer is a Rock God

Craig — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:37:01 +0000

Forget the one armed drummer from Def Leppard. Dont even worry about Tommy Lee and his upside down drum kit. Your future drumming god can be found here.

Drummer, Steve Moore, from Rick K. & the Allnighters pulls out all of the moves when playing at an amusement resort in Elysburg, Pennsyvania. Im not sure if I should laugh or applaud this dude, but Steve has become a viral sensation!

Also, check out Steve Moore MySpace page!

The Yo-You Was Originally Invented as a Weapon?

Craig — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:21:49 +0000

Here’s an interesting fact that you may not know. The yo-yo was originally invented as a weapon!

See, commercials can not only be entertaining but educational. Thankyou Mountain Dew.

Here’s something else you might like. As I was searching to find a suitable image to go with this post I stumbled across an adult film called “Yo-Yo Sexy Girl Cop“. You can actually buy it from Amazon and it looks like something you would expect out of Japan…

11 Hilarious Star Wars Clips

Craig — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:33:06 +0000

Sometimes, when you are bored you will discover something wonderful. Something brilliant. Something really funny.

If you love Star Wars as much as I do, then you will love these hilarious clips that a Star Wars fans have made.

Whats All The Noise?

Star Wars A-Team

I’m Still Alive

Longest Crash Ever

Fire When Ready

Questions Three

Distractions

Darth is a Jerk

Light Saber Spazz Out

Luke Has OCD

Star Farts

4 Clips Ruined by Censor Bars

Craig — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:16:17 +0000

Censor bars in video’s serve only 2 purposes. The first is to frustrate the crap out of me because I don’t get to see the naughty bits. And, to be honest, who doesn’t want to see the naughty bits?

The second purpose with censor bars in clips is to get you intrigued. What exactly is behind those censor bars? Are the girls really naked, or do they have some sort of underwear on. If I watch closely, will I see the slightest hint of nipple? Will I actually get to see if all hair has been removed from that body?

Ultimately, the answer is a big fat NO. You never get to see it. Even doing a search to find the clips “without the censor bars” always ends in a miserable fail.