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Do you live in Australia?

I do and someone just sent me these vouchers, just in time for Christmas. Grab them, print them and use them.

30% OFF at Sunglass Hut
20% OFF EVERYTHING at Esprit
30% OFF at Footlocker
30% Joanne Mercer
Up to 25% OFF at MYER

Merry Christmas

I do a crap load of shopping online. Its easier and usually cheaper than going to the stores. Especially with the cost of petrol spiralling out of control.
When I do shop online, I used to jump on to Google and do a qucik search for vouchers for that particular store. But since I found RetailMeNot.com, I no longer need to do that. RetailMeNot has over 13,000 online stores in its database where users like you and me can go in and grab the voucher code directly from their site. You can even jump in there and add your own voucher that you may have.
And to make things even easier, RetailMeNot have a Firefox extension which will check the the online store that I happen to be visiting and it will tell me what kinds of voucher are available! Its awesome! There is also a MAC Dashboard Widget, Google iGadget, Forums and a community for all the shopaholics out there.
So, stop wasting money and check out the site. Its worth it!

The Sony Ericsson MBW-150 Bluetooth Watch pairs up with your Sony Ericsson mobile phone to alert you when you have an incoming call and it will show the callers number. The watch will gently vibrate on your wrist, check you watch to see who it is and reject them if you dont want to take their call. It can also control the music player on your phone too.
$290 BUY

Now this iconic photo is available on a t-shirt. I just purchased one and you should do the same!
BUY IT!

Im a little old to be boarding these days. (is it cool to say “boarding”?) And I’m a little too fat. But, if you are a young spring chicken, then purchase one of these sweet designs and get offline. Go outside and enjoy the sun while you still can!

All of these boards are linked to Amazon.com

This is a copy of an email from a seller to a buyer in regards to the delivery of their item.

I liked it, so I thought I would share….

Dear *******

Your poker items have been gently taken from our storeroom with white gossamer contamination-free gloves and placed onto a velveteen satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees dressed in white satin inspected your items to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our venerable packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your item into the finest bubble lined envelope that money can buy.

After the candle was lit, twenty white doves were released, lead by a grey dove (the grey dove signalizing the marking of a safe transcendence from heaven to earth), which after all, with out this extra insurance, who knows
where that parcel may end up even with the greatest postal service in this world…

And finally, (and it must be said that it was a hard search to find them, but we did) seven Tasmanian virgins blessed the package with rose water to make sure nothing can go wrong on it’s journey.

Festivities began immediately to mark this occasion including the unveiling of a new postage stamp and a revolutionary 21c coin. Finger sandwiches and a rather pleasant ‘86 Bubbly from South Australia was served.

The bells of nearby St. Meredith’s clock tower will peal, on the hour, for 4 days…..and the world shall hear this triumphal news that you our newest customer will soon receive this most splendid item.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to our local post office where the entire city of Sydney waved ‘Bon Voyage!’ to your package, on its way to you, in our own private jet.

(But please be aware that this private jet sometimes has a will of it’s own and has been caught before having a little holiday in an Australia Post Sorting Centre for a few days)

Your picture is now on our wall as ‘Customer of the Year’. We’re all completely exhausted but we also can’t wait for you to come back for another great ebay deal with OzPokerHQ.

Needless to say that positive feedback for being a prompt payer involved in a real and enjoyable online transaction AND for being a helluva nice person has already been left for you. There has even been a message sent to ebay
to vote for you as the “greatest ebayer ever”.

In the improbable event that there is something that is not quite right, please do not hesitate to contact us. We used to enclose a self addressed carrier pigeon for this purpose but it was extremely hard to make the sellotape
stick to the feathers.

Thank you once again and please feel free to visit our store again soon for some fantastic deals.